2oz Pimm’s #1 3oz Ginger ale (or use 7Up, lemonade, champagne) 1 or 2 Cucumber wheel, or spear 1 Strawberry, sliced into quarters (or berries) ½ Orange wheel (halved) 1 lemon wheel 6 Mint leaves (slap them around in your hand, then put in)
Drop all of the fruits and veggies into the cup glass tankard. Then, drop in 3-4 big ice cubes. Follow-up by pouring liquid ingredients into the tankard. Then, stir vigorously and slightly muddle until well chilled and mixed (about 30-45 sec). Alternatively, you could mix the liquids in a pitcher and pour contents into the tankards which have the veggies/fruit.
Last but not least, speak in a posh British accent. Comment about the Queen and how society has devolved into slags and chavs. :P